reasons why diet cola is better than a MAN…

reasons why diet cola is better than a MAN…

1. A diet cola is satisfying all the time.

2. You can dump a diet cola when you've had enough.

3. It generally lasts longer.

4. It's available in a variety of size.

5. You only need one.

6. Diet cola comes in a can, not in your mouth.

7. When you swallow a diet cola, you only get 1 calorie.

8. A diet cola doesn't dirty your sheets or dishes.

9. A diet cola will silently and patiently wait for you.

10. You can ignore a diet cola for days and it will still be there when you want it.

11. A diet cola respects you as much at night as it does in the morning.

12. When you swallow a diet cola, it doesn't leave an aftertaste in your mouth.

13. People don't talk if you've had 3 or 4 of them.

14. No privacy is needed to enjoy one.

15. Even if you spill one in bed, it won't make you sleep in a wet spot.

16. You can have a headache and enjoy it.